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Bigger Than I


Mortecai Bug Eye
he tried to socialize straight
But he was cruising empties
by the time it was late
And Mr. Boring good at
math and sports it’s true
But when you wake up in the morning
Ill still be cooler than you

 

And the days go by
and the days go by
And you know you’ve got a problem
but you don’t know why
The years go by
and the years go by
And you you know you’ve got a problem
when its bigger than
I and I know you tried

 

Sly Don Wannabe
points one mean finger
(greased up and alone)
Yah but Im not the Rico
that Suaved my way out of her
(come on doggy get the bone)

 

And in a long line of quitters
Ivan was a terrible slack
(why dont you clean it up)
Guess Ma n’ Pa Kettle
taught him how to call the other pots black
(take that on your back)

 

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Princess Excesses
Vanityitis is back
So with a daily dose of poison
she worries ‘till the mirror cracks
And Little Lord Look At Me says
“It’s gotta be my way”
But it won’t mean a pinch if his
whole world says “highway”

 

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I’m halfway through a yawn
Urine steam curls from the chrome
and the back hand of random cruelty
just couldn’t leave little me alone
Dear Mule
You best just drag your knuckles
back to your time machine
Put on your Elmer Fudd sweat pants
Grab a six pack, a skin flick
and continue losing

 

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