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Bollywood Queen

(Semaka/Lewis/Kolodziejzyk/Nordstrom)

I know I’m gonna burn for this one, but Indian women turn my rock n’ roll crank. I hope they’ll just take it as a compliment.  I mean, did Jagger get flack for “Brown Sugar”, or Bowie for “China Girl”?

What’s yer skinny little story brown thing?
So damn pretty I forgot how to sing
Little top heavy gonna give me a thrill
Take a long drive through
the Bollywood Hills

 

So itty bitty that I took a big chance
What’s it gonna take for a seven veil dance?
She giggled I wiggle for the beat bhangra
Sonali Bandra yoni sittin’ in my
ya ya ya ya
Bollywood Queen


I wanna Bollywood Queen

Messy little desi with a queen size nose
Big brown lookers and glosette toes
Big white teeth in a jasmine mouth
Six long arms but I wanna go south

 

Pre-Chorus
Lisa Ray yoni sittin in my
ya ya ya ya
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Midnight mane on a baby horse face
Cinnamon sticks gonna win that race
Jet black bush on a mud flat gut
Scimitar hips and a hash ball butt

 

Pre-Chorus
Bipasha Basu unit sittin’ in my
ya ya ya ya
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