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Heyday


Garter snake soup with sling shot luck
and a peanut butter samich on a sugar beet truck
Dirty gladiators with garbage can lids

 

took a hockey stick sword to a snotty nose kid

 

Sitting on gravel with big neck Todd
Got a tin can phone trying to get a hold of God
Used to pay Lenny half a buck to eat a fly
till he took it on the road and then he just about died

 

Well down, down on the dirty ground
That’s what bad boys do to muck around
Play, play all the day hey
Kinda wouldn’t mind to have another heyday
Kinda wouldn’t mind to have another heyday

 

Skipping’ flat rocks across the Old Man Creek
caught forty salamanders in a bucket with a leak
Crab-apple battle with the Southside gang
and we all died laughing running home in the rain
Big goofy Alfie used to piss away the day
and he smelled like a chicken from a five miles away
Jehovah don’t allow no Halloween for him
so I took him to the coulee and we drank lemon gin


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Never got an engine for the red go – cart
Used push it like a beggar till the bugger fell apart

“No girls allowed”  at the tree-house club

‘cause of 97 girlie mags we got from Rob


Got Melinda in the ear with a big ice ball

but she came on back ya hearing aid and all
Snuck a little kiss at the Nativity show
then I took her outside an made an angel in the snow

 

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