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Victor Bonderoff - The Vancouver Sun

 

     

Young Skeletons


Snapping knots on his girdle
he cuts a silhouette grand
And pedophilian kiss flaps
buy the confidence man
About the size of a football
play her xylophone ribs
The pang of mattering mallets
Or is he pinging on fibs?

 

He up sucks his guts bought and paid I.O.U.
He straps down his hirsute revenge
And the world’s smoothest geezer
gets more hairy eyeballs
from lionizing young skeletons

 

The bony Betty is bite size
but she eats like a meal
grey matter larger than advertised
an anar-keep it mind field
And vegetarian gypsies
blowing where the wind runs
The cruel bitches and bastards
humdrum and full of cum

 

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And now he slumbers with a jack knife
with 20 optional tools
And on a pillow of doubt spikes
she’s getting harder to fool
With 90 flavors of ice cream
the little filly might jump
But like the foreign film slap scene
she wore the blow me down pumps

 

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