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Russian History XXX


Now Catherine was a big girl
she crushed the Russian Steppes
She did it for her country
but mostly for the sex

 

She loved to ride her stallion
she usually went on top
But when she died for under
her lover wouldn’t stop

 

And super Peter eater
with lovers on the side
Hunted every fox and
hung em’ on his ride

 

He built the greatest empire
on Proletarian sweat
The more he bent them over
the greater he would get

 

Little Russian History
Never would’ve guessed
Make a documentary
rated triple X

 

The head of KGB was
into little boys
He did it for his country
but mostly for the (noise)

 

And Kruschev loved to party
and Brezhnev hated work
They tried to do it hammered
and formed a sickle jerk

 

‘Cause Marxy wrote a red book
designed to make us share
But that included Stalin’s
Lenin underwear

 

And Vladimir he looked like me
a handsome mutt
While Chekhov popped his
Cherry Tchaikovsky Cracked his Nut

 

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Now Rasputin the farm boy
could see inside your soul
His demon eyes could hypnotize
But he paid a heavy toll
The peasants were revolting
against his party tricks
So the Devil went down to Moscow
and he gave it to the rich
Little bit o’ syphilis
Never would’ve guessed

 

They said that he was magic
He kept that Prince alive
The upper crust despised him
for boffing all their wives

 

It’s true he loved the Royals
and false he was a monk
He never did the Queen
but he often got her drunk

 

He chugged a keg of poison
they shot him like a hound
they tried to give him river dick
but couldn’t keep him down

 

Now he and Anastasia
opened up a bar
I think she works for Disney™
and he’s a porno star

 

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